I switched to Linux on a laptop of mine because an update to windows caused it to not boot.

Now I get to deal with my keyboard backlight not working, sometimes the keyboard freezing on resume, my Bluetooth not connecting on the first try, and my wifi sometimes not working, but it boots fine every time.

When I dropped my pixel 5a the screen looked like a TV in a horror film. Were they lying for warranty purposes? Otherwise I can't see a reason not to tell a repair shop what actually happened.

"Blood is thicker than water" is up there. The full saying is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means that family isn't the most import thing.

Someone needs to convince US Banks of this

I would send them a jar from an animal in the Icelandic Phallological Museum. They never specified the species.

const long pain = 1;

Foosball specifically refers to the tabletop game in America.

You get paid for overtime?

The android version was awful from the start

They had one of them in my neighborhood and it only stocked the most popular books (on amazon) which you already get delivered to you in an hour or two. It seemed pretty pointless.

It's really cool that he had the kids pick the quotes.

I basically need to stick this xkcd chart next to my computer or I'll spend days creating something that saves me minutes per years.

Although sometimes it's fun to automate things just for the hell of it.