I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you'll get a lucky run...

As a large languag model I do not drink water

I feel envious.

Can't remember my number

songs of syx deserves a mention. You get people to watch too. It seems quite fun, but I've only played it for 10h so far.

Factorio without a doubt, but I'm not sure it's really a city I built more of a satellite factory vibe.

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

Back in my day we had to use sentences to remember it

Sill Old Harry Caught A Herring Trawling Off America

Firmly lodged in place forever

Big Red Butthole