I'm not sure what they're going for here but about 100 years of marketing data has proven that clothing sells better on tall skinny pretty people.

You know what else uses as much water as a swimming pool? Swimming pools.

And don't get me started on golf courses.

You think aliens are homophobic?

It's such a hilarious non-issue. There aer so many other things we should be worried about.

Does anyone ever talk about how we can fix it?

A boar

Yeah, but do people actually need home automation? Making it simpler/better will make it more viable for people that actually want it but it feels like the bulk of people think it's a solution without a problem.

Crock pot. I'll find the recipe and look for you over there

We do a couple a year. Pro tip: we slow cook a ham and use the juice for the broth. Also, throw in some of the ham.

Making 3D assets is a full time job for a lot of people.

I times two, cool beans, fuck you, quadruple elephant, curse your mom, dogtown dare them to make another album.