I had a shit time with on my shitty Samsung shit phone, but now have a moto and there are zero issues.

You know, I was here thinking it may have been something that the headline missed as to why she got off lightly to understand her position.

But the woman's doctor told police that the defendant had tested positive with a rapid test and told him that she “certainly won’t let herself be locked up" after the result

Nope, she's just a cunt.

Spottube, like Spotify but without the shitty ads, play limitations and tracking.

Every. Day. In the kitchen.

Lol. Grapes. Wine smells like grapes.

It is a great experience to have someone explain to you what you should smell, taste, etc. when you are drinking a wine varietal, but apart from that everything else is just fluff & marketing.

Mine is on automatic renewal.

To a debit card on an account I closed months ago

Check. Mate.

That's why I only use CBD.... especially the gummies!

Ugh, my take is the US is supporting Ukraine because Putin's a cunt and is trying to destabilize the west.

And because Ukraine started kicking their asses the moment they invaded, which is amazing given the lukewarm response the west had at the beginning of the invasion.

"With great power one must always be thoughtful of where the honey is."

-Deep thoughts, by Papa XI

Boss walks in: "can I see you in my office for a moment..."

Fuck corporate life and I'm sorry to everyone living in it... -former boss

A few years ago while commuting to work a squirrel fell out of a tree, bouncing off my hood and under the driver side tire.

All I could think of was that little guy must've had some fucked up karma...

4.5 retrogens, not good, not bad

Tide