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https://zalgo.org/

This was so much like the wrestling promos/interviews I watched long ago I kept seeing a stone faced Mean Gene Okerlund holding a mic up to Lindell. It has the same disjointed intensity. Surreal.

I'd like to try Road Redemption if it's still available, please. I remember TotalBiscuit saying it's pretty good. Thanks for doing a giveaway.

EDIT: Key activated, thanks so much!