You know, I've been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, ~~guys~~ cousins?

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn't know any better.

Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.

Sean, if you're reading this - fuck you. I'm still coming across code you refuctored

What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that's what I call smash & grab music

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman's name. Then he said "fuck it" and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

"I quite enjoy being the meat in this sandwich, yes I do."

If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn't an ordeal