Now we just need the 3d printed controller shell

Maybe hombrew but as far as I know you need some sort of adapter like 8bitdo universal adapter

Still gonna wait for the official release instead of pre ordering. That and might be good to wait and see what Nintendo might do.

Is there an article attached or am I just experienced to think that we will be air dropping beavers into every active wildfire?

One crime means all crime go up obviously. Everyone knows everytime you talk about a single crime they add it to crime stats.