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Android 15 can automatically adjust vibration strength on Pixels in c/android@lemdro.id
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 4 points 3 months ago

Woah. Easy, fella

I want to meet the person who does this. in c/funny@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 27 points 3 months ago

Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!

Saying 'completely turned my life around' is normal, but saying 'turned my life around 360°' (rather than 180) is stupid. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 3 months ago

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

"Portal" Between Dublin and NYC Shut Down After OnlyFans Model Flashes It in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 23 points 3 months ago

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

I'm so tired of hearing about US police brutality and China being authoritarian. Why does it feel like everyone is a hypocrite here? Where are the posts about Chinese protests and police brutality? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 2 points 4 months ago

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

Carlos in c/funny@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago

His given name is Carlos Banana

Russian Copium Banner for May 9 Victory Day - Su-30SM over the Pentagon. in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 9 points 4 months ago

Congrats on the sex

I'm being crushed by a big blue whale in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No no... That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker... so I guess it is about the police after all.

The idea that the Manor Lords dev should 'just hire 50 people' to update it faster is 'fundamentally not the way things work,' says publisher in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 88 points 4 months ago

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

Ukraine wiped out 100 Russian troops at once in a strike showcasing the range and power of its new US ATACMS in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 33 points 4 months ago

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 7 points 4 months ago

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

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