…they won't be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave.

Jokes on you, I didn't leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people's bed.

I do kinda miss the new Bing assistant in Edge, that was neat to screw around with for free while I was on that OS

You can use it on other browsers with a little bit of work, changing user agents and things like that.