This ain't it, chief

Living in a Ribena commerical

Do not resist, sharkfucker420. You will watch a 2 hour thesis on dialectics.

Queensland.

Australia's petridish of stereotypes ranging from gap-toothed Dundee wannabees, sun-burnt tourists, an ulcer of a beach-resort capital, and a baked-in inferiority complex.

Wait, I think that's closer to Florida...

Big bad China to collapse upon being viewed under quantum microscope