I wonder if they have TV ads with sad coal miners paid for by their version of Koch Industries?

Just kidding. I know they don't.

Is there dead babies somewhere? Probably, I don't want to look for it either. Was there exactly 40 beheaded babies that journalists claimed "were hidden but reported by the IDF so it was impossible to verify"? Well, I might have a bridge to sell you.

I'm pretty sure LiveLeak used to have 40 hours of IDF sniping children uploaded to it daily

Of course, it would be just as useful if they claimed 0.4 babies or 4,000,000 - the only thing that really matters is they have a unified line the media can repeat ad nauseum for the next month.

This is okay but only if they auto play and contain guttural screaming

Seems like it got... Railroaded.

Absolutely baited

And I'm not sure where you are pulling the "if you are that powerful" from.

(The preceding comment was a parody of Great Man ideology)

I would demand a medium sized enterprise or two from the privatization website in exchange for defection

I'm going to have to ask you to place your dot on one of four quadrants so I can hurry up and assume everything else you've got to say

State subsidization has also dived off a cliff. Why would they when they know people will take out loans to make it up? (Neoliberal answers only!)

For one, you can have a second screen and Google the answers. It's a little bit harder in person.

I'd really like to see a system of online learning where extension offices are built out into testing center networks. This still disenfranchises people sadly, but staves off some existential questions about what passing an exam even means now.

Anything can be learned online, with enough drive and determination

But if you're that powerful: why bother learning from others? You could simply leave and create your own community called name's Gulch.