Irony poisoning

Do you have rabies

The slavic brainpan etc etc

Does a bear proxy shit in the woods?

"Heh, nice try President of South Africa, but I think I know a little something about African-Chinese diplomacy from all the feddit articles whose headline and preview paragraph I've read."

China, notably not part of the world lol

Vote blue to prevent the danger of Republicans in positions of high power!

Isreal sterilizes Ethiopian jews dude, they're not really Jewish supremacists they're just boring old white supremacists in a coat of religious paint, which is why they get along so well with American evangelicals

Like China, I too would be concerned if the somehow-unarrested serial killer who lives down the street suddenly got access to enough explosives to level the nieghborhood

They took Kursk

What are you talking about, they made it less than a third of the way to Kursk