Thanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?

So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don't get it. ELI5, please.

Meh. Not really.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn't figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

Tourists: What about my Constitutional Rights! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German now!

Oh, bless your heart.

"But, m'Lord, we can TAX it and make a ton of money!"

James I: "Oh, carry on then."

Same here in the US by a huge margin. I was a smoker once, and what finally got me to quit was imagining the politicians I hated most making money off of me. Tobacco is a government-funded addictive substance that is being pushed by us around the world for profit.

I nice cold seltzer with a lime wedge.

It's always the southern states that rate lowest in damn near every category.

"It's called summer, libtards. There's always mass die-offs of entire ecosystems in summer."

We're fucked.

See that kid on a bike back there? Well FUCK them, you little asshole! Serves them right. Just sayin...