Right in the feels

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

If I remember correctly, before her flight, one of the scientists took Laika home and let her play with his children. To give her a sense of a normal life, as she was just a stray dog they had found.

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn't dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

I've been given less by employers

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will "eat you alive" tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn't even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

See those 3 long cylinder looking things? Those are not normal in many other engines. That's part of what OP is referring to.

Oil pickup. It takes the oil from the pan and delivers it through the engine via an oil pump. Honestly it looks like the screen has some metal debris. And depending on the mileage, could be a little concerning.

That depends if it's flaccid or not

Dodge made a Viper with the color "yorange". You can tell the difference in this photo