Did he also eat his meat raw and sleep in trees?

Just after Salmon(d). Presumably, the next one will be the well-known Scottish politician Davey Coelacanth.

I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH

This guy is plainly off to hunt some trolls.

Thanks! Since getting the Tele, I've got most of the bases covered now: N2 for Floyd Rose-y stuff, Jackson for alternate tunings (it spends 90% of its time in drop D), Telecaster for clean tones and twang, and the PRS for everything else.

It's an N2. And yes, they're really nice guitars.