No, I’m not.

Oh please let Steward Health Care find out about this.

I thought they already brought Starliner back a few days ago?

Surely this leopard won't eat my face.

AI Models Generate Misinformation ~~about Presidential Candidates~~.

Fixed.

At this point, I think they are actively trying to drive us away.

My wife's going to be pissed when she gets that call...

Is there a GoFundMe where I can donate for buying their tickets?

I think not

Can confirm.

Those are required features for interstate commuters.

Source: I used to have to commute on the interstate with them.

What have I done?

wails uncontrollably

My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!