Lightly used, not in any wars

It can ship itself! Same day-delivery!

I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff

That's why you have failover; you never have to fight terrorists to keep your contractual uptime agreements!

BUM BUM BUUUM BUM

It'll be a pain to clean I would assume

At least God isn't a crypto bro

All I want for Christmas is you

The sneaky play is to copy over all her tabs when she's sleeping, then see if she notices. Either that or just slowly start closing her oldest tabs and see if/when she notices, then get her to move over when it's managable

Just don't get any egg into the gas

I wish I could do that, but they just don't seem to really care