What is

Yeah, it's corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don't), you really shouldn't put any inorganic materials in your body.

I think they were joking

No, the issue is that he didn't understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple's most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it's like, their whole deal.

Something tells me it's a made-up scenario that affected literally no one.

Yah, it was a joke based on the ambiguous title. Lemmy is just reeeeeally bad at recognizing sarcasm, even when it's literally labeled as such, lol.

Wow, y'all really don't know what /s means, huh?

The sign of a good game is when it takes 10 hours to get into... (/s)

Nice, I can update my résumé!

Because they didn't write an article, they're just critiquing one.

And I bet they never forget to check their bags for tools of death before international travel ever again. I really don't know how you could, if that's something you commonly carry around. It would be on mind constantly.