"I Eat Ass"

They are a fun little tool for hardware hacking and teaching yourself more about what it can do. I bought one last year.

Nobody said you had to eat their taint.

Who hasn't been waterboarded with their own piss?

I actually have a story involving GirlVinyl. She had my best friend kicked out of DEFCON one year because he showed up and did meet-and-greets with some of the women from the porno he had made and was selling, which was themed around naked women teaching you to hack.

Coming up next on Mythbusters...

I can't imagine willingly telling people I was a libertarian in the internet.

Give it a few thousand years and he might be in the same museum.