With your face right at prime fart receiving level. Wtf.

I mean look at all of our past successes in the Middle East /s

I have planners. Lots of planners and many many ink pens in various colors. I can’t find my keys.

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

Just wanted to say thanks for the information. I work remotely and I think my coworkers would benefit massively from organizing.

I assure you you won’t regret it.

Ah that book ending though. chef’s kiss

This is exactly what I was looking for.

Should have known I’d already find the Roci here.

I was very confused on how exactly a giant schnapps was going to accomplish this. Several minutes later, after my brain finished parsing that headline correctly, I’ve determined that that’s enough internet for me today.