Arrrrrr! That's what I'm feeling right now. I've come full circle. As a poor college student I found ways. Now as normal middle class family man.... I'll find ways.

Single player board games. Sounds lame but look up hunt a killer stand alone..

Yup. The only time I actually slept at all was when I laid across three seats. It's only happened once

on my first trip to SE Asia I stsyed up overnight and planned to sleep the whole time on the plane. This was advice I was given to help combat jet lag for 12 hour difference of time. Turns out...I can't sleep on planes. I arrived delirious and. borderline hallucinating. I slept like 18 hours once at the hotel. I now power through the whole flight with caffeine and videogames after taking a nap at home as close to flight time as possible.

It's a little wobbly, but it's got the spirit!

I live in Kentucky. Very difficult to find poutine here. I have made it at home to satisfy the craving. Your post did make me hungry despite your heathenish onions. Lol.

You've ruined poutine. Well, for me you have.