No to cheese made from bovine mammary secretions, because I try not to participate in animal exploitation anymore. Yes to plant based cheese, because it's delicious.

The Equalizer 3 and Indiana Jones as well.

Wednesday and Duke Nukem 3D... I'm not creative enough to think about something funny with that.

Not the person you answered, but I have the same location. Samsung M51 (7000mAh battery ftw). I put my phone into my left front pocket facing downward anyway, since that's the direction of my hand, so it's natural, so the headphone jack faces the right direction. I like this location better than on the top side.