Oh my god... These kids look so cool.

We're spending our money on fucking groceries... It's time to optimize, not upscale.

I like your mission, but I hate your methods. Think more about what you're suggesting.

YOU ARE A FOOL AND THE REBELLION DEMANDS YOU EAT LAGUMES!

Jesus Christ, you're actually fucking nuts.

This man asking the real questions. As a non-conservative, I try to eat cats and dogs three times a week, and keep lagumes and oats to the other days.

I never touch animal protein, as the fascists plant tracking devices in these creatures! Birds are also a concern, as they aren't real and are really government survailance devices!

This is why I use Windows.

That sounds very on-brand for AI these days.

Yeah, I got banned (from a community) my first week of Lemmy on this instance just for saying I thought both capitalism and communism were wrong, suggesting something between the many 'isms" as an ideal solution. I wasn't even being rude about it.

I just used ChatGPT to copy this, so I'm sorry fellas, but actually now I made this.

For months and under $1000 for murdering someone. That's really not going to stop anyone doing it again.