Perhaps more involved than you'd like, but you can get a "beer can cutter" which will allow you to eliminate the noise by removing the entire lid. Basically a fancy can opener.

There's a significant difference between claiming some things was spontaneous and actually getting consent. This guy wasn't in a relationship with the player where this type of behavior would have been previously cleared. He's not even claiming that he asked permission. In this case you would have to assume mutual spontaneous consent. That is what he's claiming. However, one party has clearly said it wasn't mutual consent. So now you either have to assume the victim is lying or you take the logical path and realize that there's photographic evidence of a powerful figure, who doesn't claim to have asked for consent, assaulting a female athlete and showing no regard or remorse for that behavior.

Arguably the best part of that whole film.

Almost like Putin holds a grudge

Just pulled one out of my new vehicle. What a pile of junk.