Never know until you try

I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves

There's money in there

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

But the points! I need to track how well my comment does...

I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.

You've either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream...

Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I'll accept ice cream.

Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.

Lol, that's what I thought it was until they corrected me on the phone. I don't live anywhere near there but that's how they say it to me.

Company I work for is based in Buda but everyone pronounces it "byooduh".

There's a Miami, Oklahoma. Pronounced, "My-am-uh"