Working for Big Wood. Story of my life.

Sounds like something a wood scientist would say...

Oh duckduckshit

Oh no he duckduckdidnt

That's crazy. I like their interpretation though. A disc is ejectable but a disk isn't.

I think they got that from Wikipedia

Jerboa won't let me post a screenshot right now but here's a link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_of_disc#:~:text=Disc%20and%20disk%20are%20both,more%20popular%20in%20British%20English.

I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.

Things I've never heard said before

I date myself regularly. But one night stands are getting old...

Never know until you try

I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves