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rip mitch

rip mitch

Is the Epcot at Disneyland?

Fuck yeah! I rotated the shit out of that cow!

Still not rotating. I'll just have my daughter imagine it then tell me what it's like I guess.

Not mine. She's a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she's been with most her life.

I don't appreciate her mocking me.

Oh I get it. He knows because he's a depraved perv he isn't getting raptured so he's gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

Good plan, actually.

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

I'm guessing you haven't had many customers yet?

Also, you think you're not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won't even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

LMFAO

Why helium?