I don't know, for some reason I find the addition of guns to this type of game upsetting. But I also want to try it.... I don't know.

We knew that fungus was humanity's eventual downfall. We didn't know it was going to be yeast infections.

Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.

Please tell me this is a super funny parody and not a serious thing...

Except maybe the sawdust powder.

... I'm deeply offended. You can still make delicious food with those ingredients.

Suspicious omission of porn...

Hey surprise surprise a soulless corporation does soulless corporation things.

Fuck off with this bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Are you a bot? Because you sound like a bot.

Pretty much all of them at this point, I'm in the construction industry. Video games, reading, computer repair, anime, dungeons and dragons, miniature painting, watch making, chess... There are a few brave exceptions, but most people give me that glazed over look when I bring it up.