You are truly kind.

It's a good thing that the opinion of a neckbeard can hardly be called valid.

God its like battle of the neckbeards, "quite incorrect kind sir, MacBooks run for years, challenge me again and I will make you rue the day! I tip my fedora to you sir! Good day!"

Not really a lie, that's pretty much forced into being true

That's much more than 100 dollars, in fact more than 1000 depending on what you have.