I'm usually not fond of the death penalty, but these are the kind of people it should be reserved for.

Unfathomably based

Surely this one won't end up the same as all the others before.

The only thing our current way of running the world is great at, is making the planet an inhospitable hellhole for the vast majority of life, so there's that.

I'd be willing to do it for free, but sure, I'll take your money.

Patents

Oh well, there's plenty of space for all of ya here on the high seas, welcome aboard, mateys!

Always pound one out for Chuck, buckaroos.