This is on you. You prepare your computer ahead of time. Do updates the night before, check if everything works. You also have an empty battery? Like I loathe windows as much as anyone, but this would never ever happen to me. I triple check it all, especially if it runs windows.

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It's all they have now. Huge dicks and a shit ton of bots.

You have my vote.

Their existence is an affront unto god. They are a monument of man's hubris.

Gooble Gobble We accept them!

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Yes, and feed yourself via photosynthesis. It's that easy you lazy artist. Now entertain me!

That is why my parents are not allowed to be on social media. I mean, they choose not to be, but also I'd like to forbid them from ever making an account. That way they get their news from the TV, which is alright. It's not even remotely close to American Television.

"Power Wagon" Who named these, some 5yo? What about the "Cool Machine", " Fast Cruiser", "Speed Demon"? You can have those for 20%.

"Oh you work at Microsoft!"

Try bottom surgery for a more permanent solution