The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

Lots of people recommending wordpress or smth. Kinda surprising to me. HTML + CSS can be incredibly fun to work with. Web development is such a huge mess I don't ever want to touch because of the bazillion frameworks and tools. But doing the raw coding is super fun.

But good shits are the point. Fiber takes on water in your gut which increases the volume of the shit in question and it makes them super soft or lose shape entirely. Pretty much all my shits are like that because of my high fiber intake.

They say there is one on Laugh Tale.

I "use" it too. I don't really do anything, it came setup like this out of the box with my distro and it just does it's thing until I mess up hard.

Same. I'm not looking at the wallpaper anyways, I'm staring at software all day long instead. It just can't be too bright otherwise I flashbang myself at night.

My farts are also warm and slightly moist. Coincidence?

WAY ahead of you.

Damn, you know one guy who doesn't fit the mold? Crazy to think there are outliers. Who would have thunk? I am absolutely flabbergasted. Shocking, to say the least.

I will never not hate Javascript. I hate all web dev nonsense. What a huge mess that all is.

I would like to nominate Bezos, Musk and of course Trump. Those would be my top 3 I think.

Take his license.