Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with... May they understand why they must change their ways.

Damn! Love this!

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

Wow, thank you! I knew it looked menacing as soon as I saw it, but I didn't make this connection. You are spot on. Why couldn't they have made them look like anything other than a gun barrel??

That does seem gross and weird.

I will note that this is German potato salad, which does not have mayo and instead has vinegar, so it's not quite as disgusting as I first thought.

Still, the only use cases I can think of would be camping and end of world prepping.

George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

So true.

Such a great show!

It's all in the wrist.

Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

Lesbians ARE mighty fine!