I can't block the ads on my Roku TV, which is where most of my watching takes place.

If you plan on using public trackers, then consider using the proxy settings in Qbt to connect to ExpressVPN's Socks5 proxy.

Deemix should be able to grab the FLAC for that album from Deezer, but you'll need a free Deezer account first to load the API key into Deemix

2 bars of gold-pressed Latinum and not a drop more

Nah, you're thinking of Bernadette Cabbagepatch