Finally, a product for the Everyman. Thank you.
A man can dream, though. A man can dream.
We all have our own lifehacks.
I’m a sucker for the color yellow, I would love to see a yellow theme.
Nope, this is my genuine, unfiltered, dogshit opinion. I genuinely believe execution is the correct option when someone has a slight difference in preference compared to me.
I think people who prefer things other than what I prefer should be round up and shot.
Zuck my cock, Meta.
They finally rebuilt him; they had the technology.
I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve. I’m sure phone designers will realize their untapped market soon enough.
I’ve been running modified Spotify IPAs and desktop scripts for years to get around paying premium; here’s to hoping that I can still play these audiobooks!
I dunno about you, but THIS Queerie is trying their best to de-Google.
I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.
Oh no, they’re getting desperate