I have plenty. And I'm not lonely. But when I try to defend lonely fellas online, you say things like "get a hobby".

You guys are missing my point. Im not talking about incels, I'm talking about people who just call all lonely guys incels. The way everyone is happily downvoting me when I say this are proving me right.

I used to have a motorcycle that would give a couple of pops out of the exhaust if I closed the throttle too fast. I wonder how many Nextdoor conversations it started?

Doesn't that list also include Iran?

I don't have to like it, but it's sort of a sound strategy. The Red Sea is on the way to the Suez Canal, and the world had a demonstration a few years ago about what happens when you block the Suez canal.

I have some chickens, I haven't had to wait on eggs. I have had to give some to the neighbors though.

I'm reminded of Bender:

"This isn't even about you"

"That's impossible!"

See? You are doing it. Be sure to dismiss this response as something coming from an incel, my other half thinks it's funny.

The mythbusters clip about the bus is one of my favorites, because it showed just how hard it is to tip over a bus.

"I'm going to business school!"