"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"

That's a country song if I ever heard one. "Is my dick too long for this skirt?"

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.

Behold this sacred relic! It's his old samsung S5!

Meatloaf.

We should cut the shit then...

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

Sees door, " Fuck! I've been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What's that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"

Obviously! To keep the knob's thoughts from being read.

Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?