wastefuk

If that was a typo, let it retroactively not be. Wastefuk is a great word, especially how you used it, which I read as adjectivizing 'the habits of a Wastefuk.'

Don't be a wastefuk, everyone. Make your coffee at home. But not with k cups.

And then Bibi said he disrespected the memory of 6 million Jews.

No, Bibi. You did that. You've been doing it for years. May God judge you. After you die in a cell.

If you aren't the customer, you are the product. Congrats on being monetized and kinda sorta immortalized as a series of weights.

Is it a line from Yee's latest tune?

Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I'm all about the rotisserie!

But he ABSOLUTELY supports the speech he supports!

It was enough of a dumpster fire before it got all musky. After it got the preputial gland the edgelords became MOR and there was no arguing past their mechanical circle jerk of atavism.

You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won't need that exercise nonsense.

I'm about the chocolate rain

How far have you sent your vertical mouse flying off the desk?

I know you've done it. Right after you typed that thing and went to click that button.

Life is hard for vertical mice.

"Magic until it's not" basically sums up the whole Apple user experience.

I assume the knobs are Volume, Tone and Shrek (which you have cranked, naturally)