Just so everyone is aware, when companies ask you to donate, they have ALREADY PAID for the donation and they are trying to get their money back by nickle and diming their customers. Don't fall for this.

"After receiving a speeding ticket for doing 53 in a 50..."

How to tell me you're not caucasian without telling me your not caucasian.

You have to be a certain kind of creative to write this kind of stuff. I have no idea how to do it but you should write sitcoms lol