This has officially become slapstick.

HA! Suck it, daywalkers!

Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!

Considering this is Apple, they'll probably scan your happy juices and, like... sell your entire genome to advertisers, or smth...

Let's turn that frown upside down! Instead of saying "Google failed to generate a useful LLM to bolster its search feature," say "Google successfully replicated the output of an average Reddit troll!"

Ssooo... a cable package?

Heeey! It's not, like... JUST that, okay?! No, I'm not in denial, shut up!

The more, the merrier!

Without the slightest hint of sarcasm or irony, this made me want to give you a hug.

This. Let's not forget that ABBA started off with neither of the two leads speaking a word of English, all of their songs were sung phonetically. It's all smoke and mirrors at this point. A very complex system of smoke and mirrors, but nowhere near sentience/self-awareness/actual intelligence.

Hey, the Spice must flow!:))