Have you ever tried choking to death on a boot?

To be fair, Libertardians also care about lowering the age of consent!

Why should a TV ever need updates? Does anyone still make good "dumb" TVs that don't want/need an internet connection?

I like the cut of your jib.

Were you better or worse at proofreading when you were 9?

You haven't, as you know.

I am late to this post and have now read through more than enough. You've been answering the OP's actual question honestly and from your perspective, and a bunch of random weirdos are bending over backward to find reasons to argue. Thank you for your patience with them - I love it when I can add more chuds to my block list without having to go through the hassle of engaging with them myself!

...and then, in the natural course of things, snobby douchebags convince themselves that the crappy product they've taken from the plebs is better than the original. Poopbean coffee is just the lobster of the 21st century.

Thank you for your service.

I typically lack the patience to interact with trolls long enough to let them fully expose their intent. Now I have another wanker on my block list too!

Huh, neat! TIL

Are you this fun in real life, or do you save your best takes for the internet?

He's GREAT! I just wish he had more content... but then it probably wouldn't be as good. I guess I really wish I hadn't already binged his whole channel!