...he should do anti-gravity next.

There's a python library for that.

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It's the shaggin' wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.

It has space for a standard PSU inside, but I'm pretty happy with this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0785GRMPG

I've been running it for about 4 years now.

If you have a fat GPU, you might have trouble with additional PCIe cards. You'll definitely need more cooling as it only comes with one tiny fan.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y'all

It’s not DNS.
There’s no way it’s DNS.
It was DNS.

-SSBroski

This feels like you started with the phrase "Hot Messiah" then worked backwards from there.

Ya gotta laugh.

I think you're conflating shells and terminals.

Is this a Demolition Man joke?