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[-] laughingsquirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What do Jesus and the floppy disk have in common?They both had to die to become the symbol of saving.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

So, does this make the IBM 3270 keyboard heretical? Or gnostic?

[-] muse@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Even judas?

Edit: wow I need to be my own "uhm, akshually" commentor and point out that Judas was a disciple, not an apostle.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

He’s the one that turns sticky keys back on after you turned it off.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

What an asshole

[-] illi@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Judas pressed F for himself

[-] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Keep in mind that there used to be 24 function keys, meaning there's 11 apostles we don't know about yet.

this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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