10 seconds after my kid says he's full he asks for candy. don't want him to go to bed hungry but it's like pulling teeth to get them to god damn eat their dinner
i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube
They do, if you're not a pussy
Every night at bed time - "I'm huuuungry"
My brother and his wife would give their kids a "special treat" at bedtime: warm milk with protein powder. Worked great.
My parents would give me a special treat too, but it was rusty jumper cables.
I thought you were gonna say Grandpa's old cough medicine but that was quite a curve ball!
WTF
Surgery cuz parents don't wanna say no to snacks? Or how about having healthy snacks available?
Edit: sob, just realized what day it is...
It's not specifically an April Fool's Day joke. It's a satire site.
Also on shitpost community
You in the market for a bridge?
Alright, alright, I'm late, but I finally made the meme that I often hear in my head but which was nowhere to be found online:
I just checked out the source website and it's basically like The Onion but for parents. It's pretty funny.
Thank you!
Oh, do you run that or something? I see your Lemmy name.
Ya! Trying to get the word out there. Glad you enjoy it!
I can't think of how to advertise a site like this, so I have no advice for you. But I do wish you luck!
it's surprisingly difficult with so much content nowadays. I appreciate it. Subscribe on twitter, lemmy, instagram, facebook etc etc :D
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