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[-] samc@feddit.uk 13 points 7 months ago

Functional bros rise up!

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago

Rise up and copy!

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

We're not savages, we use structural sharing in our data structures. :)

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

yes();

[-] MyFeetOwnMySoul@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Now, I don't functional (at all), but if you call a function with no parameters, doesn't it imply side effects?

[-] eluvatar@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

I mean it could just always return the same thing...

[-] MyFeetOwnMySoul@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

I would think that role is filled by constants.

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

where we're going, constants are just functions

[-] MyFeetOwnMySoul@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Java 2: you can program anything you want but it has to be a function.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Classes are just functions!

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