it's gross : memes

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

Right here officer. Ya that's the guy

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I'm sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Oh my sweet summer child...

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

For it to be needed regularly.

Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn't uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it's cheese pizza.

[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Chris Chan?

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Oof!

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago

You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict... used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they're dead.

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 39 points 9 months ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[-] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

SPRICH

[-] TwoCubed@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

DEUTSCH

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

HURENSOHN

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 9 months ago

I...don't get it.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 79 points 9 months ago

In German, "groß" (pronounced the same way as "gross" in English) means "large."

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

you could say it doesnt fit

That's what she said?

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

Lol, that's funny. Thanks for explaining!

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 15 points 9 months ago

"Gross" means "large" in English

[-] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I don't speak pretzel, but I'm pretty sure this is a lie.

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

Works better if she's french.

[-] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

But the french won't invade the Kommentarsektion...

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

"Bye, Beni."

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but he's got all the horses...

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr

[-] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

Then I wake up and remember that I don't have a dick... Scheiße!

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 8 points 9 months ago

That goes without saying.

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