This post is dumb. Have you never seen those showers with a dozen different heads? This is super old news...
Should I check my emails while I'm taking a shower in the shower?
No, there is a limit to multi tasking
I don't see how brushing your teeth in the shower saves time. Unless your brushing while you shampoo or something, you're just making your shower longer, which wastes more water.
The water takes like a minute to heat up here, so I start brushing my teeth while it's heating up and I finish in the shower
And now that you are showering while you are showering, you should brush your teeth while you are showering while you are showering.
Wasn't this a Seinfeld bit with Kramer?
Source: Seinfeld
Season 9 Episode 9
Title: The Apology
Here's a Youtube video that shows just the Kramer bits:
Yes. Kramer even put a garage disposal in his shower.
Made a salad and stuff, served it to a table of people and mentioned that he made it while showering.
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Make sure you use a long extension cord to a fuse without RCD for the hair dryer, though - otherwise the constant resetting of the breaker will eat up all your time savings.
I'm surprised some tech company hasn't put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.
Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he's in some kind of stupid movie
Ok, somebody's gotta say it and it's gonna be me:
Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.
How'd you solve the last 25%?
Recursion.
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You missed the part where you zone out and replay arguments you had years ago. But this time you're smarter and always win
I don't always win, but I learn from the mistakes. Like watching football play footage lol
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