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[-] anonymouse@lemmings.world 68 points 9 months ago

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[-] sour@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago
[-] neidu@feddit.nl 35 points 9 months ago

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[-] WaltJRimmer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[-] misophist@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[-] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago
[-] themelm@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

It always was a series of tubes...

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[-] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 9 points 9 months ago

Who is pooping with me right now?

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

[-] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] cdf12345@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Modern Plumbing.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[-] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[-] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I call em how I sees em

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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