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Stop showboating
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Being gay is a competition, and you're losing.
Have you received your official homo membership card yet? NO it's not free.
Consider also subscribing to LGBT+, which gives you access to a wider selection of identities and labels than the LGBT Basic subscription!
We need to keep comparing who is gayest, until we discover the final boss of homosexuality.
Gaynnondorf
I'm going to win the Homosexuality world cup and this is a promise.
Undisputed world heavyweight champion of gayness
This is just a psyop guys, keep doing it
Uhm, what?
It's a psyop
No that's a psyduck
Psylocke was right there, y'know. And you choose Scott fucking Summers, Mister Punch Dimension himself, instead.
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
Mister Punch Dimension? Wasn't that Superboy Prime, or did I miss something?
Prime punches through Dimensions, for he is a man.
The Summers, on the other hand, get their eye-beams from their eyes being special portals to a dimension of pure kinetic energy, or "The Punch Dimension". Scott's are fucked up, hence the need for ruby glasses to negate the constant stream of energy he releases.
How does a certain frequency of red stop pure kinetic energy? How does he see through the beams? Fuck if I know, comics can get kinda dumb explaining shit. Like a man going so insane he loops back around to sanity.
What about keeping sandwiches and mimosas in a bag of holding?
Oh wait that's a brunch dimension
im gay
Hi gay I'm dad
I'm gayer
ಠ_ಠ
(👁 ͜ʖ👁)
Uhm, what?
I'M GAYER
Hi Gayer, I'm dad
Hey Dad, I'm Gayer
Y U GAYER?
"Prove it."
I usually go with "I don't care"
How many time has that happen?
Too bad... sashay, sashay, turn, turn, drop!
Keep up honey!
"Some of you talkin about camp but it's barely even a picnic."
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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