I misread the sign in the back as "GIRAFFE," and that makes the entire image funnier
Watch the security shutters come down and decapitate this guy
razor sharp security shutters
You don't understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!
Hoarding that much money under your mattress is bad for the economy. The cash must flow.
GDP is the worst possible metric.
But its the best possible weed.
I expected to see "But it is the best possible imperial"
Lack of impulse control? Just claim it's good for the economy!
It's ok to swear on the Internet
Yeah I've never heard of a 🟥🟥 voice
Text touching the edge of a picture gives me anxiety.
I think this image has seen better days.
"I AM KORBEN DALLAS!"
Teller presses alarm, roller doors come crashing down
The french method
Negative, he is a meat popsicle
Look at mr moneybags over here
Except after inflation, that $3 is only worth $3.
Somewhere in Argentina during ~2012 or so, a grandpa made it into the news because he wanted to buy 10 US$ in the bank for his grandson. (US$ market was close to most civilians). The government investigated the old pal, and the president referenced him in open TV calling him a greedy old man...
Things you didnt want to know, but here we are
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